Bananaz
Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing?
Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as zany as it’s name implies, yet, oh, so sexy
A Dozen Fun Quotes from Bananaz
2. This is so embarrassing. We were sunning by the pool and somehow the subject of blow jobs came up.” Teri
3. “Pleased to eat you, Joel. Grrrr.” Gloria
4. “Check out his dark curly hair and friendly smile. Doesn’t that just make you wanna plant a happy-face on him?” Gloria
5. “Girl, why you sucking on bananas when the top banana is at your fingertips. C’mon, girl, show us how you do it.” Gloria
6. “Easy, girls, it’s mine remember?” Teri
7. “Here, you can suck it, since you need to so bad, but remember who it belongs to.” Teri
8. “I didn’t say you could fuck him, bitch. He’s my man and I’ll rip your eyes out if you ever touch him again.” Teri
9. “This ole street fightin’ bitch was gettin’ the best of it, so she ran out of the room. I locked the door behind her so she won’t bother us no more.” Gloria
10. “Your not going anywhere until I get my cock, Joel.” Lisa
11. “We… we had a complaint from your neighbors, stating there was intermittent… let me see here… moaning, shrieking, groaning, grunting, wailing, screaming, howling and yelling assorted phrases such as fuck me, don’t stop, harder, oh yeah, oh God, oh shit, do it, deeper, faster, slower and yes-yes-yes, oh yes, which are keeping the complainants awake.” Officer H Orney
12. “Would you like to be next Officer Orny?” Joel
